One of my favorite movies of all-time? 'Boogie Nights'..It was a young Mark Wahlberg at his best. Nowadays, he's a big time movie star, so he gets all the big budget stuff. Back then? He was a hungry bastard trying to shake his 'Marky Mark' image.
You know how much I enjoy being around all the twenty-somethings that come into 7-11? Well this nice young lady came into 7-11 and bought a bunch of candy. She makes her way through the line, and as I'm ringing up her purchase I asked her "It looks like your getting ready to go watch a movie?' ..She then smiles at me and says "I'm getting ready to watch my favorite actor, Mark Wahlberg, in his new movie..Do you like Mark Wahlberg?"
Right then and their:) I thought to myself.."This could be a candidate for the third great one? Not only does this girl look like a Victoria Secrets' model, Mark Wahlberg is her favorite actor." So I told her this.."Mark Wahlberg is my favorite actor as well. What's your favorite movie of his?" She then rattled off all of his recent stuff, and then asked me the same question..My reply "You gotta go old school..Boogie Nights..The Basketball Diaries..back in the day, before he was a big movie star!" then I added this "I was a fan of his when he was in 'The Funky Bunch!" She had no idea about what I was talking about, so I gave her a brief rundown on his rap career. She then told me "I'm going to Google that, I think your kidding me about his rap career."
After she left, I started thinking about what the ideal women should resemble, for me. 1. They gotta like football..2. They have too be a Mark Wahlberg fan..3. Nice and charming..If some how I could find a women like that? I would be perfectly happy in a relationship. The problem being? 7-11 might literally have 100 women who fit the criteria:) Did I mention I love my job?
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