The best looking tattoo a 7-11 guy has ever seen.

I chatted with my cousin Sally today. I told her that I was thinking about getting a tattoo. Neither one of us have tats, so I wanted to hear her thoughts on the subject. I asked her this. "Cousin Sally, you know that I love you. I need your opinion on something. I told you a lot of people who come into my 7-11 have tats, I've been thinking about getting one. What do you think of that?" Their was a brief moment of silence and then she answered. "You want to know what would be a good tattoo for you? I'll tell you. Why don't you get 'village idiot' stamped across your forehead. Yeah that would be a good tat for you. Then when you go places in Vegas, everyone will know who you are." My cousin Sally is quite the comedian. I know that she didn't really mean that. At least I think she didn't mean it?

The best looking tattoo I've seen in Vegas? Well, that's an easy one, it belongs to one of the best looking women in Vegas. In an earlier post, I told everyone about my friend Alexis. She has a tattoo of a rising sun on the top of her back. Every one knows the 7-11 slogan..Oh Thank Heaven for 7-11..Whenever I see a girl like Alexis walk through the door? That slogan go's through my head every time! As luck would have it, Alexis decided to bring her sultry self into 7-11. This girl..WHEW..Blond hair, blue eyes, toned, tanned..The list go's on. I've gotten to know her a little, so I figured what the hell, maybe she wants to get a drink some time. You never know if you don't ask.

She makes her way through the line, we exchange pleasantries, and I ask her this. "How are things going at your job?" She says fine. I then ask her. "One of these days, the two of us should grab a drink. Maybe go out?" A girl like Alexis is way out of 7-11 guys league, but again, you don't know for sure if you don't ask. She looks at me and says. "Your cute and everything, but I'm going to pass. I'm just to busy." I than said this. "So does that mean when your not busy, we can grab a drink?" She looks at me with her beautiful blue eyes, smiles, and says. "I'm always going to be to busy."

I'm going to close this post with something my friend told me a long time ago. "Whenever your looking for a new girlfriend, the law of averages comes into play. Most of the girls I ask out? They tell me to take a walk, but sooner or later one will say yes."