I was talking with my cousin Sally today in Kansas. As usual, she was in a bad mood. Well, throw in the fact that her beloved Kansas Jayhawks lost in the title game, and her mood was twice as nasty..Anyways, she told me this.."You know that I don't like to be bothered while I'm watching my Hawks." Cousin Sally is an alumnus of the University of Kansas. She bleeds Crimson and Blue. "But still you call me when they are playing. I swear Boy Blunder, if I could reach through a telephone and choke some one. I would do it to you!" Back when I lived in Kansas? Cousin Sally and I used to go to a lot of KU games..Well, that was a long time ago, and the truth be told? I don't give a shit about any basketball game..Not Sally! When it comes to Kansas basketball? She puts the atical in fanatical.
In a previous post, I mention my friend Lacy..aka..The Royal Flush Queen..She hadn't been around 7-11 in a little while, but today? Well, she decided to bring her Royal Flush karma back into 7-11. Lacy is a little different from a lot of the beauties who come into my 7-11. I hate saying karma, because people tend to over use that word nowadays..I've racked my brain for a better word..Their ain't one..This girl has the absolute best karma I've ever experienced, and every time she comes into 7-11? She proves it:)
She makes her way through the line, we exchange pleasantries, and I told her this.."Where have you been? Know one has hit a Royal Flush since the last time you were in here." A lot of people think I'm being overly superstitious about her..I'm not..I've received a number of nice tips because of her karma, and it's not just me, a number of regular player's feel the same..Anyways, she looks at me with her luscious blue eyes, smiles, and says. "Working, going to school. All the same stuff." I've thought about asking her out on a few occasions, but then I thought again. I'm 98.5% sure what the answer will be. Besides, I don't want to mess up the karma she leaves behind for me.
After she left, I noticed that all of the machines were empty..I immediately told a couple of my friends who had just walked in to put a few dollars in one of the machines. Well, they did, and about half an hour after she left? You got it! Royal Flush. After that happened, I started thinking to myself AGAIN.."This girl would make an ideal candidate for the third great one. She's definitely not selfish. She shares her karma with me every time she comes into the store. I wonder if she's a Mark Wahlberg fan?"
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