Today I talked with my cousin Sally in Kansas again. I made the mistake of calling her when the University of Kansas was playing in the championship game. I knew better, and I wanted to apologize.."Cousin Sally I'm sorry for calling you at such an inconvenient time. For a minute or so I thought KU might be able to pull it off..Second place isn't that bad." I thought? Maybe? She would have calmed down a little from the last time I chatted with her. As usual, I was wrong.."Boy Blunder, first of all you should have known better. Don't bother me when I'm watching my Hawks! Boy Blunder, don't ever say second place isn't that bad. That's what losers like you think!" Sally was a very competitive person when she was young. Straight A's, prom queen, star athlete..All the things you would expect out of a solid mid west girl..Nowadays? All she wants to do is sit on the side line and criticize. Oh well, she's my cousin Sally, and I love her..
I was standing behind the counter waiting on customers, when I saw my friend Natalie come into the store. What's the best way to describe Natalie? It's like this. She was a very attractive women the first time I met her, now that she lost her baby fat? GULP..She makes her way through the line, we exchange pleasantries, and then I tell her this.."Looks like your getting ready to head for the gym?" She was wearing a spandex outfit that uhhh..uhhh..Well, let's put it like this..The outfit was very complimentary of her figure. Anyways, she looks at me, smiles, and says. "Headed to the gym for my yoga class, after that I'm going to sit in the steam room for a while, sweat off some of the alcohol that I drank this weekend."
After Natalie leaves..The next guy in line, I had never seen him before, tells me this.."Whew..Goodness, man, that was one of the best looking women that I have ever seen." What makes his statement funny but true? I hear those exact same words about 5x a day from a variety of male customers..After this guy left, I started thinking to myself..AGAIN.."It's amazing how well a lot of these Vegas/California girls keep themselves in shape. To say a lot of these women are well kept? That's an understatement!"
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