I talked with my cousin Sally in Kansas today. Last time I chatted with her? Her mood was not very pleasant:( Anyways, I had something important to discuss with her. "I'm sorry for calling you a loser the other day. You know I didn't mean it. I was just pissed off about the game. Even though my Hawks came up a little short, I'm still super proud. I was just sniffing another national title. Oh well, I'm OK now..What's up?" I could tell right away that Cousin Sally was in a good mood:) Besides, I had to tell her something important. "Cousin Sally. I need to ask you something, not about business..I think I'm falling in love? Do you ever have those feelings anymore?" Cousin Sally has kicked a thousand guys to the curb, she's a real heart-breaker, but if anyone would know the answer to my question? It would be her, I thought cousin Sally was going to be nice to me today? I thought wrong.."Boy Blunder, if you've found a candidate for the third great one, just be sure to tell her what kind of fucking idiot you are." Oh well, she's my cousin Sally, and I love her.
Women and weather..Weather and women..I don't care how you say it. By now? Everyone should know what my two favorite things in Las Vegas are..The weather part is easy (78 & sunny)..The women part? Seriously, I'm running out of adjectives to describe them..In a few of my earlier posts, I mention how a regular at 7-11 is a big fan of Mark Wahlberg..Anyways, she brought her Mark Wahlberg loving self back into 7-11, and we resumed the conversation about our favorite thespian. "Do you think Mark Wahlberg will ever win an Oscar?" I've asked myself that question on a number of occasions, and to hear it come out of the mouth of a girl who looks like a Victoria Secrets' model? Well, it was like a dream come true. Besides, this is where my extensive knowledge about trivial shit, really comes into play.
"You better bet your blue boot's! Mark it down! No doubt about it! Mark Wahlberg will win an Oscar! It may not be for best actor..Maybe director? Supporting actor? Producer? Who knows for sure? It's going to happen! If I was an odds maker in Vegas? I would lay even money that he wins an Oscar in the next two years." When I saw this girl for the first time, and she told me that Mark Wahlberg was her favorite actor? Lets put it this way! That moment will be ingrained in my memory forever. Now, I've asked this girl out a number of times and each time she has said NO:( I still think their is a vibe between the two us, so I asked again.."What do ya say? Let's rent a few of his movies and make a date out of it? Come on..It will be fun." Well, to my chagrin:( My suggestion was rebuffed.."Mr. Blogger, how many times do I have to tell you no. Your just not my type, but I do like hearing your opinion about our favorite actor..Can I have my change now?"
After she left? I started thinking to myself..AGAIN.."This girl is everything you could ever want in a women! She's beautiful, charming, and to top it all off! Mark Wahlberg is her favorite actor. Maybe she could be a candidate for the third great one? The problem being? She ain't to interested in being a candidate for the third great one."
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